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Make way, it is I, Max. I pride myself on my insane grammar, vocabualry and spelling skills. Please let me know if you find any mistakes. Laziness got me this far, board of directors for Kids Help Phone, School representitive for Model United Nations, an honour role average, three part time jobs, a sweet wardrobe, and appearances in over 25 productions. Dude, I rock. I rule at everything. I own everybody at everything I do. This one time, this guy came up to me, and you should have seen him, he was HUGE! He must have been the size of a house. So he came up to me and said, "I'm gonna squish you!" And I said, "Oh no you are not!" And he said, "Oh yes, I am!" So then I said, "Wanna bet?" So I punched him in the gut and it sent him back five miles! Okay, so it was only four and a half miles, and he was the size of a shed, but it is still true!
Geez unlike all these other guys (max mainly.. I think he's more than one person..) im just like.. a kid.. I listen to music.. Im in track and play football and rec. soccer (I run my own league sort of) and I like to run... did I mention I LOVE running? ever since I was like.. 9 I have been running as fast as I fricking can for various reasons... Im a very quite person by nature unless im excited about something, so tired it isnt funny.. so stop laughing please, Being stalked or followed or whatever, or im listening to music.. I like to sing along with music.. and burst into snatches of song..I also play the violin.. even though I like to act (but am to lazy to do so seriously) I have only been in 6 productions and none of them were super impressive.. Yeah whee.. I know im not very special but whatever..
lucky people have good grammer except me
Im Compton But im not black
I want Hot Sex ha ha ha ha
Hey, I'm Duke and I do what I can for this site. I'll update almost everyday if I can. I don't do much else so I might as well. I'm sick into basketball, I can't help it I love the sport. I play on my highschool basketball team. I play guitar. And I am bitchin'.
Wow everyone has a long biography except me because my life sucks Boo Ya! Bitch
I am...dumdumdum! The Masked Avenger. I am by far the greatest mastermind on this site. I don't bother with the facts. I'm not going to tell you my true lifestory and risk revealing my secret identity. I am going to make up a really long complex life story fo myself that is not really true! Anyway, I was born on top of a mountain in a thunderstorm and was struck by lightning at birth. If you don't believe me, take a look at www.TheMaskedAvengersMom.com. You will see the scars. Well, that's kind of gross. So anyway, I live in my secret fortress underneath downtown Tokyo. I am asian. And I dress up as Tidus in my spare time. In fact. That picture of the asian Tidus is actually me at last years Square Soft fan convention in Nagano. Good times homies. I live in Japan. Everyone else lives in Canada. Max steals most of his jokes from me.
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