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Jaywalking. All over the world, teenage rebels are doing it. Was there ever a better way to express how much you hate the world by crossing the street in the non-designated area? Wow. I stand in awe of the thousands of people I see crossing the street where they are not supposed to. But there IS a downside. Jaywalking will make you rape old women claims
I applaud all the jaywalkers who have shown, "The Man" who is boss. He can't control today's youth! They will change the world with their jaywalking ways! Soon we will have no stop lights, and eventually, no laws! Anarchy! All because of a skinny punk kid jaywalked once! Now, in this rule-free filled country, who will be the victor; the skinny punk kid who is sportin' an ANARCHY shirt, or me? Think about it.
Ouch that's gotta hurt
Thank you, Smokey.
But, jaywalking does have a cool aspect to it. Laziness. Laziness rules. I am too lazy to walk ALL THE WAY to the corner, so I just run across the street when no one is looking. I once jaywalked in front of the police station. Why don't they build all the banks next to the police stations? That way there would be a lot less robberies! Well, back to the subject at hand... Jaywalking does have a point to it! Why cross the street legally when you don't have to? Why go slow when you can speed? Why get up to change the channels when you can just watch what is on? Hmm. Now that I have seen both sides of the debate about jaywalking, I will now swerve whenever I see a jaywalker. Sometimes to miss, sometimes to hit.
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jaywalkers are in the hospital because of The Punkbashers
