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I can't believe that people are still quoting that movie. Which movie? Napoleon Dynamite. Sure, it is a funny movie. Sure, it has some great quotes. But the time for quoting that movie has come and gone. It was acceptable when it first came out in theatres, and when it first came out on DVD, and maybe it will be at an occasional slumber party, but out of the blue is not. I was watching a hockey game at a small town rink, and when the referee made a, "bad" call, some idiot called out, "Your mom goes to college!"
What? How does accusing an official's mother of being smart make it an insult? Then that idiot in the stands got a whole bunch of his ugly buddies to yell out, "God!", "Idiot!", and "Jeez!" It is not funny. It was never funny, unless you are six foot and have a red afro. Even then it is probably not funny. I don't say those things, and I am funny. I am funny as fuck. And fuck is funny. So why do you need to make yourselves seem stupider when you quote lines from a reality-challenged fictional character? Just to make yourself look, "smart", "witty", or "in tune with what is hot and what is not?" Well let me tell you something. I am hot and this page is hot. You are not. So the next time I see or hear someone quote a line from Napoleon Dynamite, unless it is the right time, I will personally see to it that they never breed again. Or make it very painful for them to do so.
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people have said Napoleon Dynamite quotes and will have a fractured pelvis because of it
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